Things I (re)discovered tonight while cleaning

• That a 4ft fluorescent tube, when knocked over, explodes into a million tiny pieces and emits a thin white smoke.


• My watercolor set, brush calligraphy set, and a lot of other art materials.


• How to stop the leak under the fridge.


• That I really used to be good at drawing


• An old letter from Ray, written in 1997, just after we'd run into the wall in our marriage.


• That getting pointy bits of linoleum under one's fingernails hurts!

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For some unknown reason, I've been using the phrase "Fuck me gently with a spoon" lately to express surprise. I have absolutely no idea where it came from.