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I got up this morning, picked out a pretty top & skirt set, and made my way to work, stopping at Walmart to correct a bagging error (some things we bought didn't get home with us) and return some unwanted items. I started to notice that the elastic waistband of my skirt was blown out, and resolved to pin it up with the safety pin that was conveniently located for the purpose in the very waistband.

After I got to my desk and sat down, I noticed a huge gaping hole in my skirt about ten inches below the waistband. Srsly, it was about six inches long and opened to six inches wide. Meep.

Grabbed a stapler and ducked into the bathroom. Now I have an odd-looking gather in the middle of the front, but at least my coworkers won't be seeing my underwear.