Merry UniXmas

[semperfiona]

better !pout; better !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santaclaus <northpole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
for ( i=0; i<2; i++ ) { ncheck list }
grep naughty list >nogiftlist
grep nice list >giftlist
santaclaus <northpole >town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for ( goodness sake ) { be good }

better !pout; better !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santaclaus <northpole >town

Courtesy of Jay

Comments

[albanach.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of an IBM Christmas card of a few years ago, had santa in his grotto with a laptop and the caption 'find all children /good'

Your's is just a lot better :)

Merry Christmas

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love that :) Here's a go at a Ruby one:

world.send (:joy)
assert (lord.exists? == true)
earth << earth.king
hearts.each {|h| h.prepare(room)}
3.times {[heaven, nature].each {|i| i.sing}}

lord.zip(truth, grace).rule(world)
nations.each {|n| n.prove {
lord.righteousness.glory &&
(lord.love.wonders * 3)
}

[semperfiona]

I knew you'd like it. Can't claim the credit for it, though.

I can even read yours, despite never having learned Ruby.