Lessons from the Catbert School of Human Resources Management

[semperfiona]

"Treat your employees like schoolchildren."

[Company-wide email from this morning]

Remember how, when you were in school, your teachers made you clean up your desks and lockers because your parents were coming that evening to your school's open house?

I guess tonight's events are not much different.

Even though we have a beautiful building that we all take much pride in, I just wanted to put out this reminder that before you leave to go home or head downtown to the [convention hotel], don't forget that 250 of our Members will be shown through the aisles of our work areas. Let's do all we can to make our best impression.

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And give them treats for being good!

[jilly-bear.livejournal.com]

Don't forgot to give them a cookie just for being a good little employee and staying behind their desk instead of going to sessions at the conference that might help them do their job.

:)