"Two words" meme

[semperfiona]

1. Explain what ended your last relationship?
drama vortex

2. When was the last time you shaved?
this morning

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
reading LJ

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
ginormous bathtub

5. Are you any good at math?
differential equations

6. Your prom night?
never went

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
French doctor

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
got scholarships

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
no myspace

10. Last thing received in the mail?
bank statement

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
just two

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
of course

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
christian rockers

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
almost never

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
two crowns

16. What is out your back door?
messy yard

17. Any plans for Friday night?
baby wrestling

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
green straw

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
no, never

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
several times

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
until smelly

22. Some things you are excited about?
getting pregnant

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
jello? meh.

24. Describe your keychain(s)?
battlestar galactica

25. Where do you keep your change?
pickle jar

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
high school

27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
green cloak

28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
summer heat

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
door open