Further adventures in homicidal coffee

[semperfiona]

I failed to mention here that the day after my coffee tried twice to kill me, I went to the coffee room and poured myself a cup. I've only just recovered from the burns on the tip of my tongue and the roof of my mouth.

Today, the coffee attempted homicide again, but this time it only succeeded in suicide. Leapt out of its cup all over the counter--but not onto me! I have just spent an exciting twenty minutes cleaning up the mess.

Comments

[scottak.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should skip the coffee, and switch to a nice soft drink?

[ona-tangent.livejournal.com]

Or decaf, at the very least. :P

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

Drink tea!

[jilly-bear.livejournal.com]

I think a couple of shots would work but maybe not at work ... unless you slip a couple of shots of Irish Cream into that killer coffee! :)