Memorandum

[semperfiona]

Re: Frozen precipitation

Dear $deity/ies,

Please desist immediately from the production of frozen precipitation. We the undersigned have neither received the appropriate four (4) copies of the Frozen Precipitation Authorization Form nor have we approved it.

Thank you for your kind attention.

Signed,
Fiona
Secretary, Frozen Precipitation Authorization Board

PS Please note for the future that blank Frozen Precipitation Authorization Forms may be acquired from the district office at Eta Centauri V and are required to be submitted seven (7) days in advance of the proposed precipitation.

PPS Temperature Reduction Authorization Forms are also available at the same location and must be submitted in triplicate fifteen (15) days in advance of the proposed reduction to the Temperature Reduction Authorization Board.

Comments

[curgoth]

You're stealing all my snow! This is an administrative FUBAR that needs to be corrected at once.

(We have just had the first snow-free November since records on weather started being maintained for the area.)

[ithildae.livejournal.com]

I has been a glorious November, I didn't need the heavy coat until after Thanksgiving. If is was like this more often, I couldn't afford to live here. The temps are now in the teens (F), I am less happy.