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[semperfiona]

Rosa and I went to the wedding of one of my coworkers today. Second time in a church in less than a week. *shudder*

I left at the point where they were doing the bouquet throwing. "All the single ladies up here please.." I'm glad no one tried to push me up there. I don't want to get married again! And in any case I'm neither single nor a lady, though with many of my coworkers there I was hardly going to say so.

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[sinboy.livejournal.com]

Second time in a church in less than a week. *shudder*

And it didn't have a huge smoking crack in the ground open and a loud voice crying "Out Sinner!" sound out of the thin air?

Why is it that only happens to me?

I left at the point where they were doing the bouquet throwing. "All the single ladies up here please.." I'm glad no one tried to push me up there. I don't want to get married again!

You could tell them you're a devoted bride of the Horned God. That'll shut 'em up.

OK, I'm officially in an evil mood

[semperfiona]

I wish that would happen to me. I could use the excitement.

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

When I was in my friend's wedding last year, they said, "All the available women up here," acknowledging me, but then telling me, "But you've got enough already, give someone else a chance." :) It was sweet.