Why does this vaguely creep me out?
Jun. 27th, 2002 11:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
semperfionaA personal ad from this week's Riverfront Times:
Is it the insistence on physical attractiveness combined with "but no sex!" or is it the creepy suspicious quality of "you might have cooties", or the idea that he wants someone to watch dirty movies with, but not to go for walks in the woods with, or out to dinner with, or anywhere else but his (probably skanky) couch in front of the TV?
Lawyer, tall, slender, seeks very, very intelligent, slender lady under age 35, to do nothing but watch adult videos together. I am not eager for physical intimacy immediately because there is too much chance of disease even when the person has no symptoms.
Is it the insistence on physical attractiveness combined with "but no sex!" or is it the creepy suspicious quality of "you might have cooties", or the idea that he wants someone to watch dirty movies with, but not to go for walks in the woods with, or out to dinner with, or anywhere else but his (probably skanky) couch in front of the TV?
