For bandhiaduit

I don't mean to steal your idea, but it was such a damn good word! I'm sure you can come up with another completely different one.

"Hornily thornily
Dear Dr Dotson, just
Please please assure me I'm
Utterly straight?"

"Daily indulging in
Auto-fellatio
Strengthens your back but in-
Hibits your gait."

(updated 10/26/02 11:33 for slight improvement in meter)

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Happy birthday Picasso!

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In reply to my poem for Chris yesterday, I got this:

> There was a woman named Rebekah
> Who's so much more than you could expect a
> Young warrior's heart
> Charming, pretty, and smart
> She scores (quality-wise) a trifecta!

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Text of an email I just received at work.

There is an email circulating that has a link to a website for an e-greeting card that is actually a virus. Your antivirus software may not detect this as a virus, so as always, be very cautious when clicking on any links or attachments in email. IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SIMILAR TO THIS, PLEASE DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY. Following is Symantec.com's write-up on the virus: ( It's long and detailed )

Mis-use of the term virus gets on my nerves. Symantec's description is accurate, but the company helpdesk's is not. This isn't a virus. It's an application with rather unfriendly habits--enticing people to send spam to their friends and thereby bypass most spam filters--but it doesn't install itself, it doesn't run itself, and it lets you cancel out even if you did attempt to install and run it.

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