For bandhiaduit

[semperfiona]

I don't mean to steal your idea, but it was such a damn good word! I'm sure you can come up with another completely different one.

"Hornily thornily
Dear Dr Dotson, just
Please please assure me I'm
Utterly straight?"

"Daily indulging in
Auto-fellatio
Strengthens your back but in-
Hibits your gait."

(updated 10/26/02 11:33 for slight improvement in meter)

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

You're gifted.

[semperfiona]

I've been on a run this week, haven't I. ::grin::

Thank you.

[bandhiaduit.livejournal.com]

Brilliantly Skillantly
Semperfiona
...
I'll work on the rest!!

[semperfiona]

Incidentally I figured out how to make Ron Jeremy scan, if you still want to use him. "Porn star Ron Jeremy..."

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you're on a roll! A Freudian would have a field day speculating about oral fixations, though :)

[semperfiona]

They would, wouldn't they.

Blame (or credit) for inspiring this one goes to bandhiaduit, though. She said to me in IM last night "there must be a poem out for auto-fellatio"...I surfed for five minutes, found the website linked above, and the rest is poetry.