Dear podficcer [#ITPE 2021]

Dear Creator--

Hi! I'm so glad you're matched with me. I am sure I will love anything you create, but here's some things about what I like.

I am very multifannish and multishipper. Lately I've been particularly following Chinese dramas, starting with MDZS/The Untamed (I am still SO OBSESSED) but quickly branching into TGCF, Guardian, Nirvana in Fire and Word of Honor. But there are lots of other fandoms I also enjoy, and I love crossovers between my fandoms, the more niche the better (for examples, see my collected works, lol).

I am also happy to receive podfic of anything from my bookmarks, or anything I've written.

Fandom	Comments
MDZS/The Untamed	I've no particular preference as to canon; I've read the novel and watched the TV show and most of the donghua. Favorite pairings: Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji for the gorgeous longterm pining; Xue Yang/Jin Guangyao for the murderchaos (bloodplay or knifeplay is AOK for this one), Niecest. But really I'll read almost anything. I don't even mind if you break up my faves. Would love stories or podfic about Wen Qing, Jiang Yanli or Mianmian. Modern AU? Fix-it? Angst about self-sacrifice? Bring it all on! DNW: romantic/sexual pairings involving Jin Guangshan, Wen Ruohan, Wen Chao or Wen Xu.
TGCF	Again, I'm not canon-particular. I've watched the donghua, and read both the manhua and the novel. XieLian.
Nirvana in Fire	Most especially love the OT3 of MCS/JY/MNH but I'm open to most pairings. Nice tasty MNH/Xia Dong? Give it me!
Word of Honor	Wenzhou, of course. OT3 with YBY. YBY/Xie'er. Xie'er/Zhao Jing, very twisted and tasty, though the dubcon/non-con aspects may make it safer to avoid for this exchange since I don't know how to tell you what will work for me and what won't. Unless you find it in my bookmarks, in which case, go ahead! Or you know what would also be great? Pair up some of the ladies and give me femslash!
Good Omens	OTP: Aziraphale/Crowley, like nearly everyone. So much delicious oblivious pining. If six millennia isn't a slow burn, I don't know what is. That, and it turns out that blasphemy turns me right the hell ON. Something about twisting my Christian upbringing. I also really love outsider pov fics and ones where either or both of Aziraphale and Crowley are protectors of London's queer community. Very fond of Warlock/Adam as well.
The Old Guard (movie)	OTP: Andy/Nile. I'm aware there's not very much of it. I also enjoy Joe/Nicky.
The Witcher (TV)	I haven't played the games or read the books so please stick to characters from the tv show. OTP: Geralt/Jaskier. OT3: Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer. Or surprise me with a femslash pairing.
Discworld	I enjoy most any pairing but I prefer my fics in this fandom to involve minimal amounts of porn (ie more plot, less porn, or a T-rated romance).
The Vorkosigan Saga	Open to any pairing here, but again not so much with the porn please.
The Chronicles of Amber	OTP: Fiona/Brand, OT3: Fiona/Brand/Mandor. Please no game fic with all/mostly original characters. If "most" of the characters in the story are not from the books, skip it. I find most game fic is really only interesting to the players in the game, sorry.
MCU	I'm open to most anything here, although I really like Pepper/Natasha (and Pepper/Nat/Maria), and I'm especially fond of Thor/Loki and Steve/Bucky. I would also love something Sam-centric.
Star Wars (Sequels, Rogue One)	Sequels: Finn/Rey/Poe, or any combination of those. Genfic for Rogue One.

Things I love include:
Bad-ass women
Humor
Happy endings/HEA
Parent!fic
Hot hot sex (I'm more into slash and femslash than het in my fic, but I'm open to it, especially if there's one or more of my other loves in the story)
Ambiguously "bad" characters (eg Wei Wuxian, Loki, Crowley, Brand)
Redemption narratives
Fake dating
Slow burn
Oblivious pining
Forced cohabitation
Long plotty fic
Polyamory (complete with relationship negotiation)
Three-somes & more-somes
Switching
Explicitly bisexual/pansexual characters
Gender fluidity/non-binary
Gloves used sexually
Bondage
Sensation/pain play
Praise kink
Found/constructed family
Metaphysical/magical sex (eg angel/demon true forms, or using magic to stimulate one's partner without actually touching them)
Monsterfucking/consentacles
Niche crossovers (examples from my collected works: Miss Marple meeting Dracula. Ophelia (from Hamlet) meeting Susan Sto Helit (Discworld)

Things I dislike or am very picky about, so probably safer to avoid for gifts:
A/B/O dynamics
Mpreg
Most horror
Sexual humiliation

Definitely Do Not Want:
Rape/non-con (dubcon and consensual non-con are ok)
Explicitly described injury to eyes
Watersports
Scat
Vore
Torture
Cannibalism

<3,
semperfiona