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Hi! I'm sure I will love anything you create for me!

I didn't list pairings as I am a rabid multishipper, and I am open to almost any pairing that doesn't trip one of my dnw's listed below. If you're pairing up a member of a canon couple (eg wangxian or aziraphale/crowley) with someone else I'd prefer the leftover person not be bashed.

Things I love include, in no particular order:

Bad-ass women
Humor
Happy endings/HEA
Parent!fic
Hot hot sex (I'm more into slash and femslash than het in my fic, but I'm open to it, especially if there's one or more of my other loves in the story)
Fake dating
Slow burn
Oblivious pining
Forced cohabitation
Long plotty fic
Polyamory (complete with relationship negotiation)
Three-somes & more-somes
Switching
Explicitly bisexual/pansexual characters
Trans characters
Gender fluidity/non-binary
Leather gloves used sexually
Bondage
Sensation/pain play
Praise kink
Found/constructed family
Metaphysical/magical sex (eg angel/demon true forms, or using magic to stimulate one's partner(s) without actually touching them)
Monsterfucking/consentacles
Sibling incest
Exploration of the meaning of honor and integrity
Hope in dark places

Things I am very picky about, best to avoid for gifts:

Omegaverse dynamics
Mpreg
Most horror
Sexual humiliation
Feminization
Rape/non-con (dubcon and consensual non-con are A-ok)
Vore
Cannibalism (exceptions for canon stuff, eg MDZS or Jujutsu Kaisen -- but I'd prefer it not be overly detailed)
Adult/underage child sexual relationships (where the child is under 16 or so)
Ageplay where characters pretend to be small children (again, under 16 or so) in a sexual context
Character bashing

Definitely Do Not Want:

Gender changes that transform a queer relationship into a cishet one
Explicitly described injury to eyes
Watersports/omorashi
Scat
Emeto
Medical kinks
Police AUs / copaganda

Dear Podficcer --

Hi! I'm so glad you're matched with me. I am sure I will love anything you create, but here's some things about what I like.

I am very multifannish and multishipper. My earliest love is The Chronicles of Amber, I'm a big fan of Good Omens, and as of this fall I am ALL IN for the MDZS fandom, though my works page doesn't necessarily show it, as it's a very new obsession. But there are lots of other fandoms I also enjoy.

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MDZS/The Untamed	I've no particular preference as to canon; I've read the novel and watched the TV show, and by the time ITPE drops I will probably have finished the other canons as well. Favorite pairings: Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji for the gorgeous longterm pining; Xue Yang/Jin Guangyao for the murderchaos (bloodplay or knifeplay is AOK for this one), Niecest. But really I'll read almost anything. I don't even mind if you break up my faves. DNW: romantic/sexual pairings involving Jin Guangshan, Wen Ruohan, Wen Chao or Wen Xu.
Good Omens	OTP: Aziraphale/Crowley, like nearly everyone. So much delicious oblivious pining. If six millennia isn't a slow burn, I don't know what is. That, and it turns out that blasphemy turns me right the hell ON. Something about twisting my Christian upbringing. I also really love outsider pov fics and ones where either or both of Aziraphale and Crowley are protectors of London's queer community. Very fond of Warlock/Adam as well.
The Old Guard (movie)	OTP: Andy/Nile. I'm aware there's not very much of it. I also enjoy Joe/Nicky.
Warrior Nun (TV)	Femslash, any pairing
The Witcher (TV)	OTP: Geralt/Jaskier. OT3: Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer. Or surprise me with a femslash pairing.
Discworld	I enjoy most any pairing but I prefer my fics in this fandom to involve minimal amounts of porn (ie more plot, less porn, or a T-rated romance).
The Vorkosigan Saga	Open to any pairing here, but again not so much with the porn please.
The Chronicles of Amber	OTP: Fiona/Brand, OT3: Fiona/Brand/Mandor. Please no game fic with all/mostly original characters. If "most" of the characters in the story are not from the books, skip it. I find most game fic is really only interesting to the players in the game, sorry.
MCU	I'm open to most anything here, although I really like Pepper/Natasha (and Pepper/Nat/Maria), and I'm especially fond of Thor/Loki and Steve/Bucky.
Star Wars (Sequels, Rogue One)	Sequels: Finn/Rey/Poe, or any combination of those. Genfic for Rogue One.

Things I love include:
Bad-ass women
Humor
Happy endings/HEA
Parent!fic
Hot hot sex (I'm more into slash and femslash than het in my fic, but I'm open to it, especially if there's one or more of my other loves in the story)
Ambiguously "bad" characters (eg Wei Wuxian, Loki, Crowley, Brand)
Redemption narratives
Fake dating
Slow burn
Oblivious pining
Forced cohabitation
Long plotty fic
Polyamory (complete with relationship negotiation)
Three-somes & more-somes
Switching
Explicitly bisexual/pansexual characters
Gender fluidity/non-binary
Gloves used sexually
Bondage
Sensation/pain play
Praise kink
Found/constructed family
Metaphysical/magical sex (eg angel/demon true forms, or using magic to stimulate one's partner without actually touching them)
Monsterfucking/consentacles

Things I dislike or am very picky about, so probably safer to avoid for gifts:
A/B/O dynamics
Mpreg
Most horror
Sexual humiliation

Definitely Do Not Want:
Rape/non-con (dubcon is ok, and offscreen non-pairing non-con is ok too)
Explicitly described injury to eyes
Watersports
Scat
Vore
Torture


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