How to tell Fiona's no longer depressed

[semperfiona]

(Wrote this at 3-something last night, but the LJ downtime prevented posting. Finally did fall asleep sometime, and then proceeded to oversleep. Gah. I should have left for work 1/2 hour ago, but I only just woke up. Still need shower, baby-waking, etc.)

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1. By the rising percentage of brattyness and smart-assitude.
2. By her innuendo-strewn comments and posts.
3. By the splorts and spit-takes left in her wake.
4. By the double-dactylic mayhem.
5. By her increased self-confidence.

Case in at least four out of five points, a pair of double-dactyls:

Pumpkiny plumpkiny
Semperfiona's
Repeated descriptions of
Sweet rolls and pies

Taunted her friends very
Food-pornographically
Trying successfully to
Garner a rise.


Slavering Havering
Friends of Fiona are
Thoroughly tantalized;
One after one's

Posted a comment that
Virtual-realistically
Admired her lovely hot
Cinnamon buns.

_{No rule that I know of against making them with my own name...}

Comments

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

Trying successfully to/Garner a rise.

We won't get into what arose ;) *waggles eyebrows*

Admired her lovely hot/Cinnamon buns.

They're cinnamon??? Can I taste? *leer*

[semperfiona]

::wiggles eyebrows:: Come here and find out!

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

Color me impressed! Very nice double-dactyls.

And, I'm very glad to hear you're feeling better, by your "smart-assitude", etc.

(I'd make a couple of smart-ass remarks of my own, here, but I see computerchix seems to have beaten me to them (damn this day job - I've got better things to do!) :-)

[moominmuppet.livejournal.com]

Yay for feeling better!