Shag, Marry, Cliff...

[semperfiona]

A meme from havocthecat...

Pick three characters from fiction, TV or movies. I have to choose one
to shag, one to marry, and one to push off a cliff.

Comments

Unrelated question

[notshakespeare.livejournal.com]

I just realized you aren't locking your posts anymore. Aren't you afraid of the big bad web?

Re: Unrelated question

[semperfiona]

Uh-oh, filk attack...

But yeah, I decided that the anonymous commenter who had scared me so badly had probably fucked off in the eighteen months of locked posts and went back to public posting, which had been my original preference.

Re: Unrelated question

[notshakespeare.livejournal.com]

Okay. Since I remember you getting a new system recently, I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a configuration issue.

But feel free to express your preferences.

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I'll shag Francis Crawford of Lymond, marry Mervyn Bunter, and push Pollyanna off a cliff. That's fun. I'll put it in my journal. And no, I won't tell you what books they're from. It'll be fun seeing if you know the first two.

[semperfiona]

One outa two ain't bad. I know exactly who Mervyn Bunter is--though I think I'd prefer Lord Peter meself--but I can't place Francis Crawford of Lymond.

Pollyanna must die!

Amber, the Generations:

[bbwoof.livejournal.com]

Oberon, Corwin, Merlin

Re: Amber, the Generations:

[jilly-bear.livejournal.com]

OH! I like Merlin!

I'll agree with you on Corwin but Oberon??? Ewww!

Re: Amber, the Generations:

[semperfiona]

I don't think you're quite getting it. I'm supposed to decide which of those three gets shagged, which one gets pushed off the cliff, and which one gets married.

Re: Amber, the Generations:

[semperfiona]

Merlin's a whiny git. He goes over.

Oberon's wives have a pretty short life-expectancy, so there's no way I'm marrying him. However, being his mistress might have its advantages (power is an aphrodisiac, after all). I'd shag him.

And that leaves marrying Corwin. Which doesn't sound all bad; he's a romantic and I'd expect him to treat a woman pretty well. And the sex wouldn't be bad either.

Hobbits

[beckyzoole.livejournal.com]

Sam is too easy -- he's the ideal husband. So how about Frodo, Merry, and Pippin?

Re: Hobbits

[jilly-bear.livejournal.com]

Nah! Aragorn, Aragorn, Arwen

(Have to get rid of the elf-princess before you can get Aragorn! Besides, Liv Tyler is irritating!)

Re: Hobbits

[semperfiona]

Au contraire! Liv is *hot*!

Re: Hobbits

[semperfiona]

Hmmm. At the end of the story? I'm afraid poor Frodo's a goner. He's just too angsty and depressed. Give me a nice roll in the hay with Pippin and then I'd marry Merry (just because it rhymes). They're much more fun to be around.

[havocthecat]

Okay, how about Ron Weasley (at an appropriate age), Westley from The Princess Bride, and Death (from the Endless)?