How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

[semperfiona]

The mystery animal that's been hanging around our premises for the last month or two has finally been identified. It's a groundhog. A relatively large one, too.

In some parts of the country, groundhogs are known as whistlepigs.

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[curgoth]

See, I think it would with the right accent: "Well, now, ain't you just the cutest lil' whistlepig!"