Heard around our house on any given day

[semperfiona]

Someone once said that a family is a group of people who all remember the same place that never existed. This is ours.

• ...is an abomination unto Nuggan.
• ...is naughty in my sight and must snuff it.
• [I'm gonna] punish you with bricks. In a pillowcase.
• All right, I *am* the Messiah. Now fuck off!
• Also cute. And fluffy!
• And I of course am innocent of all but malice.
• As you wish.
• Bastages.
• Beso me.
• Can I spoons you?
• Crivens.
• Do one thing every day that scares you.
• Does it ever get caught on a hook halfway?
• Farging iceholes.
• Flatulence.
• Fluffy only.
• Frak.
• Frell.
• Give me some love.
• Gorram it!
• Have fun stormin' the castle.
• He was very vigorous, Father.
• He's dead, Jim.
• I am the Tick.
• I can't do that, Dave.
• I reject your reality and substitute my own.
• Icicles.
• I'd kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I thought he was gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me...(etc)...but mostly if I'm gettin' paid.
• I'm sweet and innocent.
• It's a moral imperative.
• It's only a [body part]. I can grow more.
• It's only a flesh wound!
• Leave the puce.
• May I have a kisses?
• Millenium. Hand and shrimp. Buggerit.
• My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
• Naughty spawn, you face the Tick!
• Ogres are like onions.
• Oh, waley waley.
• On the case.
• Pirate. *shrug*
• Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
• She canna take any more, Cap'n.
• Silly rabbit.
• Smeg.
• Spam, egg, chips and spam...
• Spoon!
• That'll do, Donkey, that'll do.
• There can be only one.
• They're all dead, Dave.
• This has often been said. I no longer deny it.
• Tricksy hobbit.
• We hates it, precious, we hates it forever.
• Why you no-good, low-down, scruffy-looking nerfherder!
• You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. / You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Comments

[porcinea.livejournal.com]

Nuggan! Nuggan!

[needlegrrl]

hee. :)

[wyrd-sane.livejournal.com]

But really, what isn't an abomination unto Nuggan these days?

CHRIS: He thought that "the answers" were the answers to everything. (silently mouths the word "Wrong.")
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CHRIS: Yes! Ice, is, nice! How does it feel to be frozen!
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CHRIS: Hey, Lazlo--wanna see a demonstration of gravity!? (knocks a student's books out of his hands)
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CHRIS: (incredulous, mocking) "Rue the day"? Who talks like that?
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Above quotes from memory.

Below quotes from script.
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JORDAN: I never sleep. I don't know why. It drove my roommate nuts. I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything, she's okay now though but she had to be transfered to an easier school but I don't know if that part has anything to do with being my fault, but still, anyway, if you ever want any help studying at night or just let me know, okay, 'cause I'm just a couple of doors down from you guys and I'm usually up and I wouldn't mind, okay?
MITCH: Thanks, I will.
JORDAN: Are you finished yet?
MITCH: I can't start.
JORDAN: Because I'm here?
MITCH: I think so.
JORDAN: Isn't that weird? Well, I have to go.
MITCH: Me, too.
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CHRIS: Well, the first thing you have to do is get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.
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I'm not sure if that's the movie you were referring to with the moral imperative, but I'm kind of hoping that it was.

[semperfiona]

Yes, it absolutely is. :-)