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Homeland Security
Agents find terrorists
Too hard to hook;
Concentrate efforts on
Antipornography,
Cameras, stickers and
Readers of books.
I've been trying and failing for weeks to come up with a double dactyl about Cheney'shunting accident "Pellet Surprise", so I leave it to you as a challenge.
In a second challenge: I can't find the story I meant to link on "books". A guy was reading a book in the airport with cover art of sticks of dynamite, and the airline refused to let him fly. He came back the next day with the latest Harry Potter, but they still wouldn't honor his ticket.
Homeland Security
Agents find terrorists
Too hard to hook;
Concentrate efforts on
Antipornography,
Cameras, stickers and
Readers of books.
I've been trying and failing for weeks to come up with a double dactyl about Cheney's
In a second challenge: I can't find the story I meant to link on "books". A guy was reading a book in the airport with cover art of sticks of dynamite, and the airline refused to let him fly. He came back the next day with the latest Harry Potter, but they still wouldn't honor his ticket.
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I'll give it a, um, shot.
Date: 2006-02-24 10:51 pm (UTC)Wittington's hunting trip
Ends with a bang (call it
Jumping the gun);
Though he was blown away
Vice-Presidentially,
Lobbiest was a month
out of season.
(I'm not sure I've ever written one of these before, so you'll have to forgive me for not sticking to the form perfectly.)
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Date: 2007-04-25 08:57 pm (UTC)http://www.citypaper.net/articles/101801/news.godfrey.shtml