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[semperfiona]

Tammie: You have the source of all knowledge sitting in your lap.

Woof: Al Gore invented it, you know.

Me: Al Gore invented Chris's penis?!

Comments

[ohari.livejournal.com]

no, senator, my Penis does is not involved in a relationship with Al Gore.

Could you Define "Is" for me?

Heard in Passing

[bbwoof.livejournal.com]

beckyzoole Whatcha thinkin'?
bbwoof It's refreshing, but very strange, that the IDF uses the same rank titles for land and sea forces.
[Pause]
bbwoof I wonder what grade of officer commands one of their corvettes?
beckyzoole Well, the equivalent to a Captain is a Colonel.
bbwoof In our Navy, a ship of that class would be commanded by a Lieutenant. Possibly a Lieutenant JG. But those are the biggest ships that the IDF has... they might be commanded by a Colonel.
beckyzoole We could look it up on the Source of All Knowledge.
bbwoof Chris's penis??!?
beckyzoole [Giggles]

Re: Heard in Passing

[ohari.livejournal.com]

my penis assures me that he has never served in the Israeli Navy, nor does he know anyone who has, but he feels confident that he could command a missile corvette.

:-)

Re: Heard in Passing

[semperfiona]

This. This right here. This is why I love you. *smooches*

(One reason.)