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[semperfiona]

How different would the world be if "I wanted to have sex" was a viable excuse to be late to work?

Edit: Okay, rephrase for a more interesting question.

How would the world be different if "I wanted to have sex" was a viable excuse to be late to work?

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[notshakespeare.livejournal.com]

Very.

[ona-tangent.livejournal.com]

Monday:
Employee: Hi. I won't be in this morning. I have cock mouth.

Supervisor: *blink*

Tuesday:
Employee: Good morning. I'm sorry I'm late. Someone needed spankings.

Supervisor: Um.

Wednesday:
Employee: Hi. I need to leave early today. See, it's the summer of where's my pants and to celebrate there are two women without pants back at my flat.

Supervisor: !!!

Thursday:
Employee: Hola, Senorita! You see, it was free margarita night at El Blotto's and there was this donkey... Right. Around 11 then.

Friday:

Human Resources: Starting Monday we're instituting personal flex time. You can take time off for what ever reason, just don't tell us. Please. For the love of god. Just don't tell us.

[jilly-bear.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

(picturing Fiona's boss when she says there are two women back at the flat! ::giggle giggle:: ) I don't think he would know what a flat is!

[gasslight.livejournal.com]

Weeeellll, initially I think nothing would get done. Sadly, when the novelty wears off, I think it'll be back to never having sex at all....


And we'd use it as an excuse for sleeping in, or cleaning the house.

"Hi, I (uhuh, OH YES) can't come (no, to WORK!) in this morning, (OH MY GOD) because I'm having sex." and then after hangin up, "I think it sounded just like I was having sex, don't you? Okay, do you want to do the bathroom or the laundry?"

[scottak.livejournal.com]

It would be very different. We'd be living in a world in which our bodies and sex wouldn't be taboo.

Right now the best I can do is to take vacation and to hope everyone is still in the mood on my days off. Speaking of which, I'm on vacation next week... ;)