Coffee

[semperfiona]

Today has not been my day for coffee. Tammie made me a cup of coffee at home this morning and put it on top of my car for me to take into the car with me when I got in. She told me she'd done it. Not sixty seconds later, I got into my car, closed the door, and started to drive away. Ten seconds after that, I remembered the coffee and came to a stop. Coffee cup fell over, and coffee showered my windshield and driver's side window.

Tammie was just getting ready to pull out of her own parking place; she saw that I had had a catastrophe and stopped. She gave me half of her own coffee to replace that which was now decorating the outside of the Dykemobile, and we each drove away.

The replacement coffee tried to kill me. I swallowed wrong, and then I hacked and choked for nearly a minute, eyes watering frantically and lungs gasping.

I now have a newly made cup of Irish Crème coffee. I can only hope this one will treat me better.

Comments

[scottak.livejournal.com]

I've heard people say that caffeine will stunt your growth, but this is ridiculous!

You must have done something to anger the gods of Java. Repent of your sins and drink three mocha lattes and an americano.

Via con Cafe my child.

[beckyzoole.livejournal.com]

I think you have -1 points per level for coffee power. Better be careful for a while.

[jilly-bear.livejournal.com]

And thus part of the reason some of us don't drink the stuff. :)

Actually I can't stand the taste of it. And as far as the JAVA Gods go - I sure hope you have better luck with the JAVA Gods at work!

There's a really good reason

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

why this is my "Migraine" icon. Coffee always tries to kill me, but of course I'm allergic to the stuff. Maybe you should have a nice cup of tea?

[ona-tangent.livejournal.com]

Yikes! Bad coffee mojo! Better stick to non-coffee beverages at SnB.