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semperfionaHuman Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
UNIX (70%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Politics (90%)
Stop caring!
Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
UNIX (70%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Politics (90%)
Stop caring!
Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
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Date: 2002-03-03 06:50 pm (UTC)The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.