Oh I give up.

It's really quite bloody ridiculous. I fell asleep on the sofa around eleven, woke myself up at two to go to bed, and now I can't sleep.

How to tell Fiona's no longer depressed

(Wrote this at 3-something last night, but the LJ downtime prevented posting. Finally did fall asleep sometime, and then proceeded to oversleep. Gah. I should have left for work 1/2 hour ago, but I only just woke up. Still need shower, baby-waking, etc.)

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1. By the rising percentage of brattyness and smart-assitude.
2. By her innuendo-strewn comments and posts.
3. By the splorts and spit-takes left in her wake.
4. By the double-dactylic mayhem.
5. By her increased self-confidence.

Case in at least four out of five points, a pair of double-dactyls:

Pumpkiny plumpkiny
Semperfiona's
Repeated descriptions of
Sweet rolls and pies

Taunted her friends very
Food-pornographically
Trying successfully to
Garner a rise.


Slavering Havering
Friends of Fiona are
Thoroughly tantalized;
One after one's

Posted a comment that
Virtual-realistically
Admired her lovely hot
Cinnamon buns.

_{No rule that I know of against making them with my own name...}

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Happy birthday, computerchix!

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I've decided to call it "skewered".

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Went by the body shop yesterday morning to collect Rosa's car seat from my poor mangled car. The mechanic told me it was going to be about $4000. And it includes repairing the back end, damaged 10/29! Hopefully the insurance company won't ask any questions like "How did the rear end get damaged when you had a solo accident and ran into a stop sign in the front?"

Weekly words: dragonfly, desk, magic, prickly, usurp

It's short, but I'm pleased with it.

Prickly excitement takes flight;
Magic usurps the mundane
Workaday desk-bound terrain:
Fragile-winged dragonfly delight.

Squee!

It's not significantly different from the default style, but it's mine. semperfiona