Advanced Prairie-Dogging

My boss is currently engaged in conversation over the top of his cubicle
with one foot resting in his (wheeled) chair and the other knee on his
desk.

(no subject)

It hurts my grammar-nazi brain that, according to two change requests I've received, the corporate standards for our software enforce improper capitalization. And since when has "Non" ever been a word? I am instructed to:

• In "Current Week to Date (Sun Start)", capitalize "to".
• In "Both Incoming and Outgoing", capitalize "and".
• In "Skip in Workflow Mode", capitalize "in".
• In "Resource (Non-screen) Tasks", remove the hyphen (in favor of a space, presumably) and then capitalize "Screen".