VCR Repairman Syndrome

Today's programming frustration:

I spent all day yesterday and much of today trying to figure out why something wasn't working. I finally decided it might be a problem in someone else's code and went to talk to him about it. He comes over to look at it with me, and it's suddenly working!

Makes up for the "I want my daddy" all weekend

I just got a call from Ray saying that Rosa was crying "I want my mommy". Had a long conversation with her mostly consisting of "I love you Mommy". She also told me she went to the zoo last night and rode the train. She likes the zoo. She said so.

Why does this vaguely creep me out?

A personal ad from this week's Riverfront Times:

Lawyer, tall, slender, seeks very, very intelligent, slender lady under age 35, to do nothing but watch adult videos together. I am not eager for physical intimacy immediately because there is too much chance of disease even when the person has no symptoms.

Is it the insistence on physical attractiveness combined with "but no sex!" or is it the creepy suspicious quality of "you might have cooties", or the idea that he wants someone to watch dirty movies with, but not to go for walks in the woods with, or out to dinner with, or anywhere else but his (probably skanky) couch in front of the TV?